Saturday, November 27, 2010

Is Shamwow Playing 11-D Chess Again?

A lot of folks have attributed near mystical powers to ThePrez' abilities to succeed. He has a lot of what's left of his prestige riding on using the Catfood (on Defecit Reduction) commission to placate the GOPukes and do the final bidding of the Masters: destroy the remainder of the New Deal.

Here's how it's set up for the Catfood Commission's recommendations, the 11-D Obamanauts believe: The ol' good cop/bad cop play. Simpson is the bad cop. He's making such outrageous noise that when Pres. Shazama comes back with cuts that aren't so extreme, looks reasonable, and while taking it up the ass, still, the people are grateful for the lube.

But the way the Commission is set up, Woody doesn't agree with that assessment.
AFAIK, the Catfood Commission will send up to Capital (stet) Hill on Wednesday a list of recommendations to which a minimum of 14 of the Commissioners will have agreed to (keeping in mind that there were only 4 commissioners named who were "pro" SS/Med, which number never COULD have blocked the final report).
The agreement by which the Commission was engaged stated that BOTH Houses of Congress must then pass the package, unamended, in an up/down vote. The result, if yea, goes to the pres to sign or veto.

So the good cop/bad cop scenario is both spurious and superfluous.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Follow the Spread of Poverty Through Food Stamps

A new time-lapse video illustrates the depressing rise of food stamp usage throughout the U.S.

The video's creator, Zero Hedge's John Lohman, points to the alarming levels -- food stamps now feed a record 43 million -- and warns that the program is the only thing keeping Americans from going "postal." Sinatra's upbeat tune "I've Got The World By A String" serves as an especially disturbing soundtrack.

According to a recent Wall Street Journal report, food stamp usage has increased almost 60 percent since 2007.

Click here to see states where usage increased the most.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

"Self-Defecating" Joins The Noteworthy Neo-Con Neologisms

Along with 'misunderestimate,' and 'refudiate," there is now "self-defecating."

Lord, I am not worthy that you should entertain me so:

Friday, November 12, 2010

Some Interesting Facts

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach.

A human hair can hold 7 pounds.

The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

Women blink twice as much as men. (Pictured: Blink 182)

A woman's heart beats faster than a mans.

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

A woman has read this entire message.
A man is still looking at his thumb."

Friday, November 5, 2010

Would You REALLY Want Forrest Gump In Congress or the WhiteHouse?

Not me.

I couldn't imagine even being intimate with anyone whose favorite movie was "Forrest Gump."


Wednesday, November 3, 2010