Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Perhaps It Would Be Wrong

to leave messages instead of money in the Salvation Army's donation pots.

Perhaps not. Jesus' astonishingly heterosexual General recommends against it.

It'd be a real shame if wicked people tried to pressure the Salvation Army into treating everyone with dignity by doing something like this:
1. Download the graphic below.
2. Print it.
3. Cut it into check-sized pieces.
4. Deposit "checks" in Salvation Army kettles.

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