Thursday, July 7, 2011

WWH (7/7/11)~~ AM Drive w/Dr Woody: Items of Interest

WWH ~~ AM Drive w/Dr Woody: Items of Interest
This mini-screed has been circulating around my part of Zuckerberg's maze:

"In the U.S.A. Homeless go without eating.
In the U.S.A. Elderly go without needed medicines.
In the U.S.A. Mentally ill go without treatment.
In the U.S.A. Troops go without proper equipment.
In the U.S.A. Veterans go without benefits they were promised."


It ends with the blanket condemnation of USer foreign aid: "...Yet we donate billions to other countries before helping our own first." And then dares you to "Have the guts to re-post this." (Which latter crap just pisses me off; talk to me about "guts" when you've faced down a fully-armed, loaded-and-locked National Guardsman with an bared bayonet, as I was forced to do in the Spring of 1970, in the echo of the fusillade at Kent State... But I digress) What gets me is the whole tone, kind of nativist, almost know-nothing timbre of the piece.

Item: The amount of (non-military) foreign aid the US sends abroad is miniscule. It's less than a smidgen. Don't look there for scapegoats. It sounds like a lot, until you compare it to the "war budget." You could fund the bulk of call it "non-strategic" or 'humanitarian' aid to the whole world on what the Gummint shelled out to Jerry Falwell's "Liberty U": Nearly a cool half-a-billion fucking dollars in federal money last year ALONE.

Item: Look at the FIVE fucking military campaigns "we" are waging in the Eastern Med/Central Asia, the first two of which were waged OFF-BUDGET by the cretinous craven motherfucking Busheviks. AND which the current incumbent has increased to FIVE. Even if they're on the books, it still takes butter to buy them fucking bombs.

Item: Look at the BILLIONS of dollars in tax breaks for the wealthy that the "people's President" never seems to have the votes or the authority to rescind, unless at the cost of cuts to the very sinews of the social safety net, reductions of services and benefits to the most vulnerable, devaluation (and possibly the out-right sale) of Social Security to Wall Street.

Item: Look at the subsidies lavished upon already-wealthy indstries, such as BOTH McDonald's AND Exxon-Mobil. His hands were all over the trillions that were shoved out the Treasury into the banksters' cavernous maw to "bail-out" the Gramm-Leach-Blilely & Clinton fiasco. Oil subsidies, coal ("clean"?) subsidies, nuclear subsidies, CorpoRat agro subsidies.

Item: And what about Israel?

C'mon. Don't be stupid, jingoistic ignoramuses! Castigating "foreign aid" is blaming the victim, in the EXTREME, since most of the places to which we supply "humanitarian/non-strategic" aid (such as it is) wouldn't be in such straights without the golbal dominance of the USer/western/capitalistic, hegemonic global order

Get just a LITTLE perspective.

Chuy!

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The psychologists have a term for it: ">"Learned Helplessness." Conveniently, the label lets the psychologists themselves off the hook for the experiments they had to conduct to achieve their torturous synthesis. It has been a big help in conducting "unconventional interrogations." The guy who invented the technique, by psychologically destroying dogs, is the same fellow who is the advisor-in-chief from the American Psychological Association to the USer military and counter-insurgency interrogation teams. Martin Seligman--they call him "Mahty" for short, cuz he is short, of stature--is the genius' name. It is a remarkably useful interrogation environment, I imagine.

In the same way that Seligman trained dogs (and presumably, people too) to be 'helpless,' the ideological apparati of the Owners and Overseers have labored without cease from the very beginning of the last century to habituate the Masses to ignorance. They've only gotten better at it over the years. The "average American" has been exhaustively, lengthily, carefully, and thoroughly TRAINED--via the most massive stimulus-response experiment in history--to be stark, staring, tongue-tied ignoramuses.

It started the first instant their parent plopped them down in front of the flickering, blue screen, and it has never--not for one single moment--subsided since.

Everything they have done, everything they have learned, everything they have admired, every product they have bought and been sold, everything has further inured them in the comfortable mediocrity of ignorance.

"Why ask "why?"" Don't think; do! What's the constant message of ALL the media? Thinking can fuck you up. Here, let's play FARMVILLE!

Yup.

Just outta curiosity: How's that workin' fer y'all these days?

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

WWH (7/6/11)~~ AM Drive w/Dr. Woody: Ouch!

NRDC has an appeal to to sign a petition to save the Arctic, and stop drilling, that was circulating recently on Zuckerberg's Folly.

IT CAN'T BE STOPPED.
I know this with snake-bite certainty.
It riddles me with grief to realize it.
But there's money and oil and power and global DOMINANCE at stake.

"They're" in charge, in case you hadn't noticed. The ratfuckers, I mean...And they always successfully resist ALL 'peaceful' efforts to remove or thwart them. Because they OWN the machineries that could do it.

And the ratfuckers DO NOT CARE if they utterly ruin every last source of natural wonder for ever, if they can make a fucking buck tomorrow--and beat somebody else out of it in the process. Hey, we're all dead in the long run!

So there will be no cessation from drilling, and draining, and spilling, and refining, and burning of oil as long as there is a single unamortized CENT of "investment" and one more DROP of petroleum to crack and sell.

And don't ask me what to do. Solutions are WAY outta my pay-grade. And besides, there really is only one answer and it, too, is too painful to contemplate, because it would also result in the same scale and scope of destruction that is the inevitable consequence of the current, prevailing, exploitative conditions.
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The connection of "God" to "country" is of ancient lineage, albeit spurious for all its age. In Europe, the Catholic Church--i.e., "God"--is ALWAYS an accessory in the ancient founding of the antecedents of the modern European states/nationalities. All those medieval "Saint-Kings" were not canonized because of their devout attention to good works or prayer. They were canonized because they "brought" their people into the Church...dead or alive.

"Kill them all, and let God sort it out," was how one Cardinal replied to the riddle of executing surviving Cathars while sparing the others in a conquered city, since you couldn't tell Cathars apart from the non-Cathars by sight. Edward, the Confessor in England, Louis IX in France, Stephen or Austria, Wencislas of the Czechs, (Queen) Hedwiga of Poland, David 1 of Scotland, and a host of others, were leevated to sainthood for no more good deeds than the murder of thousands who resisted the Church, which rewarded them, and incidentally made them figures of nationalistic honor, in recognition of their ferocity in dispatching heretics, pagans, apostates, and other troublemakers of the old order.

Now Jim DeMint, Sen of SCar, and a handful of other god-blighted worthies are joining forces to resist the "secret" elimination of the sectarian from the secular state.

I make no fucking secret about it at all. It is my fondest wish to see any and all reference to prayer, deity, faith, sin, heaven and hell, and all the rest of the ridiculous theistic follderoll and biblical codswallop ruthlessly expunged from the public discourse.

There's nothing fucking secret about it at all. Keep yer fucking "faith" out of the public sphere. You're not the representatives only of the god-blighted fucktartds and fundie-loons, but of ALL the fucking people in whatever district or State elected you. There's no better reason to pray to your so-called God for counsel than to ask a fucking tree or a fire-hydrant for advice.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Casey Anthony Verdict: Not Guilty

If I wanted to cynically try to generate a bunch of hits on my blog--and I do--I'd post something about The Casey/Caylee Anthony Story. How about this:
I did not "follow" the trial. I read a few stories about it, and it seemed to me the prosecution's case was VERY circumstantial.

It was NEVER any more than a 'local' story til that harridan Nancy Grace got a'hold of it and decided to burnish her rep and boost HNN's dismal (and deserved) ratings.

"Oh, look! A Missing White Girl!"

WWH, 7/5/11 ~~ AM Drive, W/Dr. Woody: That's Life

Since "Earth" is pretty much a closed system, all the water on Earth has been used and re-used, and re-used for countless milennia, so the water in your coffee or your juice this morning probably once was dinosaur piss...

Woody's not a cosmologist but I suspect "life"--self-reproducing organisms--is a nearly "universal" phenomenon. It is a "creation" (by which I mean, a consequence) of the existence of the universe itself. It's "origins" are lost in the depths of inter-gallactic (light-years) time. Life just is. And I reckon there's a lot of it around. I wouldn't be surprised to find some even on Mars...I am of the opinion that "humanity" is a small, cosmic experiment testing whether "life" can survive "intelligence." Imho, the null hypothesis is safe...

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Ted Rall, in his usual pointed fashion demands: Why No Jobs?

Woody proffers he short, simple answer: Global Owners now have enlisted a sufficient number of drones and proles around the REST of the world to consume their shit that they no longer NEED the USer 'consumer' to float the whole load. We're not gonna see any serious employment gains until the USer worker is willing to work for a LOT less than they expect today.

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The more I think about it, the more it seems to me that FDR's Second Bill speech, and Ike's MIC(C) speech are NOT warnings, but eulogies, post morta on what MIGHT have been. Because in BOTH cases, the moment for action to have forestalled (for Ike) or enabled (for FDR) the phenomena had already past.

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We are now experiencing the collective social dissonance to which Ben Franklin alluded when asked by a spectator in Philadelphia what kind of State had been created and he replied: "A republic, if you can keep it."

We couldn't...

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Listen Up, People!

Anytime you hear some shit-for-brained pundit talk about how Murkin workers gotta "improve their competitiveness, globally," what the fuckers are actually saying is that USeer workers gotta work more for less pay.

More work, less pay.

Plain and simple. That's what "global competitiveness" means, and that's all it'll EVER mean.

WWH 7/4/11~~ Dr Woody: The Indepen-Dance?

The media this weekend are full of triumphal portrayals of America's, mainly military, accomplishments. I suppose it is inevitable that this "celebratory" day would trot out the carcasses of the heroic dead who perished in the "protection" of the country. It's a 'patriotic' thing to do.

But it is false to the spirit of the day.

This holiday is not for memorializing the dearly departed; There are at least three other days when those mouldering corpses are hauled up for display and instruction.

Nope. It's for REMEMBERING the principles upon which the country was founded, and which are now daily betrayed by virtually EVERYONE in national "public" service, in every branch of government (including the sacred, all-volunteer, imperial military), from local municipalities even unto the Highest Court In The LAND! (Can I have an A-Men!?)



This day, the Nation SHOULD stop to recall and regard the principles we proclaim to be enshrined in our Constitution, in the laws that came forth from the noble spirits that animated the original revolutionaries. But those principles have been so greatly diminished, unto irrelevance and insignificance, that there is almost no comparison, and that doing so would diminish the artificial, commercial, jingoistic, exceptionalistic hype that fuels the 'celebration.'

If we were honest, we'd be gathering today to MOURN the Patriot Act, the Homeland Security Agency, and Citizens United, and to DEMAND the restoration of the 4th Amendment and habeas corpus. We'd be demonstrating against the needless, illegal, immoral wars-of-opportunity we are now waging in Central Asia and the eastern Med. We'd be mourning the hundreds of thousands of innocents who have been our victims these last nearly 25 years, through four--the Incumbent, the Chimperor, the Clenis, and George, the greater--different regimes. And there is no apparent evidence that hostilities will cease in any foreseeable future.

If we were honest, we'd be in the streets, dragging the struggling bodies of the reactionary fucking Tories--who, at the behest of their corpoRat overlords, are bent on "legally"--and fatally--attacking and undermining the safety and security of the working class, the poor, the disabled, the elderly--through the streets to the stocks, and later to the rails where we'd cover 'em in hot tar, sprinkle 'em with feathers, and set 'em loose in the woods for the wild critters to dispose of.

If we were honest, we'd admit that America's First Black President is behaving in no way at all any differently than at least the previous six or seven White presidents, obsequiously kowtowing to the Owners, sucking up to CorpoRat donations and caving in, quite contemptibly--albeit predictably--to the demands and interests of the Owners, the oligarchs and aristos.

That "honesty," man? Stern taskmaster, nest paw? A real bitch...


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WOODCHIPS: It was on July 3 in 1988 when a US warship, the guided-missile USS Vincennes, shot down an Iranian passenger plane, killing all 290 onboard, including 66 children: #Iran Airflight 655. Tit-for-tat followed over Lockerbie, Scotland, a couple of years later. The West proclaimed Libya the culprit.

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It was ALWAYS possible to butt-fuck democracy. But prior to 1980, there was a mostly unspoken compact in which the competing parties agreed that the "winner" actually WON. Since "Dick Clintoon" unseated the CIA/GHWBush, the right has utterly abrogated the compact. It's active sedition, and it should entitle us to shoot the fuckers...Drown Grover Norquist in a bathtub full of the sweat and blood of the people he's so gleefully fucking over...

Saturday, July 2, 2011

WWH~~ Woody, in the Morning: Overdriven

WWH~~ Woody, in the Morning: Overdriven
Let's get something straight: Michelle Bachmann's doing schtick. She's playing to the yokels, the "Middle Places" Home Of "Low-Sloping Foreheads," as the NYTimes guy Carr called 'em on Maher the other week. Bachmann, a shrewd fanatic, pitches it boldly, with the straight-faced connivance of the CorpoRat/SCUM "press." Woody (who reads) found out John Quincy Adams was all of 9 years old in 1776. He could barely have managed a hard-on, much less known enough what to have done with it, to have been a Founding Father...

Like ANY performer, Bachmann KNOWS perfectly well what she's doing. The genius of her performances is that the lumpen-proles to whom she's pitching do not KNOW she's butchering the facts. They firmly believe she's being persecuted for presenting an "alternative' view, for being defiantly "Christian," and for being 'conservative.' She knows she doesn't HAVE to make sense, and that her constituency LOVES her for being picked on by the "elites," and they sympathize with her because, due to their own ignorance of facts and complicities in stupidity, they've been subjected to the same sorts of "uppity" condescension. The ignorant ALWAYS fel persecuted, and Bachmann is playing it to a tee!

If I din't think the GOPhux WANT to have Obama to kick around for another couple of years, I'd be worried.

WOOD-CHIPS:

VP Biden tells labor audience in Vegas that THEY hafta "challenge" the wealthy. Woody wonders: What the fuck, Joe? WE gotta "challenge" the wealthy? With WHAT, Joe? Yer fucking candy-ass, skeevy, chicken-shit boss can't do it with majorities in BOTH fucking houses of Congress. He folds lke a cheap fucking suitcase whenEVER the wealthy crook their fingers at him, and YOU want US to "Challenge" 'em?"...Tell ya what, shitheel: You keep the cops home, promise not to send in the Cavalry for a couple of weeks. Howzat? Then "we" can take 'em on, with bullets, not fucking ballots."

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(To the tune of "Shipoopi":) Hey, everybody! Everybody sing along!!!
Kabuki, KaBUki, KabuKI--You aint seen nothin' yet!!!
KA-fucking-BUKI!
JayZUZ! He "picks a fight with" (speaks with candor about) the GOPhux, giving them the outraged hissy-fit they needed to cover their pull back from the debt negotiations; which in turn gives HIM the cover to make cuts to (eviscerate) Soc.Sec/Medicare, the eventual destruction of which is no small part of what the Owners installed him to do, at the earliest opportunity.

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Woody thinks we got ourselves a "Naomi Klein moment" here:
Tell Japan that increased disaster aid for the Daishi Fukashima crisis is dependent on their abandoning whaling.
Hmmmmmm? I mean, that's how the world works, innit???

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Woody'd like to remind you:" "Profit" is the appropriation of the 'surplus value' that labor contributes to turning raw material into a "product." It is, therefore, unjust if the person 'profiting' is NOT the laborer whose labor created the "surplus" value. That'w what Marx (or Engels) would say...Didja know Marx sent Lincoln a letter congratulating him om his re-election? No, Really!

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Friday, July 1, 2011

WWH ~~ Woody, in the Morning: Whale Poop.

Woody, In The Morning: Whale Poop

Clarence ("Cunt-Hair Clancy") Thomas' ethical problems have become quite a fixture in the blog-o-verse, occasioning much comment, and a fair amount of outrage. Most folks (those with brains larger than field-mice) read the catalogue of offenses and demand that this venal, decadent, corrupt, compromised cretin be removed somehow. But, because of the Constitution, which specifies Impeachment as the only tool for doing so, federally, and because the GOPhux who control the House where any impeachment motion must begin, would likely be unwilling to bring such a measure to the Floor, that's nagahapun...

There was a previous case, however which some believe might hold the key: Richard Nixon and John Mitchell conspired together to drive liberal Justice and LBJ crony from the SCOTUS in 1967. The success of the Abe Fortas strategy, described by John Dean on Truthdig the other day, required a president and an AG willing and able to play hard-ball.

Neither St. Barry (the patron saint of spelunkers, cuz he’s lived through so many cave-ins) nor the corrupt, CorpoRat bagman, AG Eric ("Chiquita") Holder, have the stones for it. And being black, they are probably the ONLY ones at whom Cunt-Hair Clancy COULDN’T throw the “high-tech lynching” race card if they went after the skeevy, lying, corrupt, vile, lazy fucker…

PS: Lest any be tempted to feel the tiniest sympathy for Clancy, the Koch-hound, remember the circumstances of his nomination:

When Thurgood Marshall died, the civil-rights/racial-justice crowd called for another person-of-color to replace him.

Poppy Bush was not amused, but soon struck upon a satisfactory plan. He’d find the skeeviest, lowest, dirties, sleasiest, easiest, rankest, cheapest skank-whore, sold-out, Oreo/Negrow in gummint and nominate HIM for Marshall's seat.

Enter Cunt-Hair Clancy, the PERFECT man for the job.

Bush nominated Thomas PRECISELY because he was the rankest Oreo he could find to rub the noses of the minority/civil rights folks in. And Thomas, who prospered--arguably achieving what he did that got him Poppie Bush's notice--under the benefices of Affirmative Action, during the darkest days of the civil rights movement, and suffered racial discrimination, allowed himself to be so used.

He COULDN'T HELP but know it, and yet he permitted himself to be used that way: Every decision in which Clancy Cunt-hair has been in the majority SHOULD be vacated and re-heard, after Curly Clarence has been arrested, indicted, convicted, imprisoned and most importantly REPLACED.

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For your holiday weekend idylls, if they happen to include the beach, this is my favorite bit of verse.
Neither Out Too Far Nor In Too Deep
--by Robert Frost

The people along the sand
All turn and look one way.
They turn their back on the land.
They look at the sea all day.

As long as it takes to pass
A ship keeps raising its hull;
The wetter ground like glass
Reflects a standing gull.

The land may vary more;
But wherever the truth may be---
The water comes ashore,
And the people look at the sea.

They cannot look out far.
They cannot look in deep.
But when was that ever a bar
To any watch they keep?